Suzu: Among the senior, his character (Kotobuki Reiji) is the most, how to say.. Friendly?
Tag: XDDDD
This is what anime sounds like to our parents
ITS THE THING
by 이영둘
FUCK I’M DYING HELP HELP
DONT LET THEM IN DON’T LET THEM SEE
THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BEAT ME IS ME
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
#….uh. in a fit of desperation i’ve spanked a math book with a ruler.
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
Me & Dad watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows
Dad: Who are they protecting the castle against?
Me: Voldemort
Dad: Who is that?
Me: The one that every year try to kill Harry Potter one.
Dad: Orh! That botak botak (bald) guy ah?
Me: Yes, the botak guy.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Roses are red and violates are blue, the smell of the toilet reminds me of you.
“But I already took a shower just now.”
“Mommy still smell funny…”
“…….”
jfcgdi I’m off to take another shower.
“Can Hiyori shower with Mommy?”

who the fuck blurred the bread to make it look like a dick
i’m laughing so fucking hard
OMFG IM GLAD ITS BACK
OMG IT’S BACK ON MY DASH
all time favorite unnecessary-censoring.












