“Ah, it couldn’t be helped, then.” Levi leaned to kiss the little girl’s forehead gently, taking her to her bed and pulled the blanket to cover her. “Try to get some rest, alright? Do you want me to make you some warm soup or something?”
“Hiyori wants soup and itchiness in Hiyori’s throat to go away. And also Hiyori’s stuffy nose.”, the girl pouted.
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?
omfg
The one next to him is all “Whoa, dude, calm the fuck down”.
The guys’ names from My Forged Wedding… gone horribly, hysterically wrong.
I CAN NOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP GUYS OMG.
LOL… This is the funniest one by far!
Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
*Phone rings*
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
*Banana Rings*
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
Hello?
Patriarchy WHAT?!
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys
Meanwhile In England……
“Jolly great bit of Tea”
-Phone Rings-
“THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!”
“Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!”
“It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait”
“It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment….”
“All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!”
“TALLY-HO!!!!!”
I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.
TALLY HO *dies laughing*
Erwin: With the help of humanity’s finest eyebrow tamer
- Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Erwin Smith is called Logic.
- Erwin Smith has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
- Erwin Smith died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Some magicians can walk on water. Erwin Smith can swim through land.
- Erwin Smith can cut through a hot knife with butter.
- Death once had a near-Erwin Smith experience.
- Erwin Smith once got bit by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.
- When Erwin Smith does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Erwin Smith allows to live.
- Erwin Smith wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his intense gaze.
- Erwin Smith doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Erwin Smith doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Erwin Smith does not sleep. He waits.
- Erwin Smith destroyed the periodic table because Erwin Smith only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Erwin Smith played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- The only thing written on Erwin Smith’s passport is “It’s me.”
- We don’t have a military, we have Erwin Smith.
- Erwin Smith doesn’t have to bathe. Dirt won’t dare go near him.
- When Erwin Smith falls, the ground moves out of his way.
- Matches are warned not to play with Erwin Smith.
- Erwin Smith cannot fly, but he does it anyway.
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
♥ I'm a crazy bitch and I'm proud of it ♥ 