pineneedles-and-deerguts:

likonan:

Was feeling cocky tonight, so I spent 10 minutes singing a misheard version of that “Attack On Titan” theme song.

From the video:

Attack on Titan Intro: Guren no Yumiya (Misheard Lyrics)

Lyrics:

Tony Hawk says “From the bees and the evil!”

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Who are retard, i not know

Nah, my egg moat, she lied to me

Tediore, she taught, oh lemur

Caught the woman, she want peru

He know all cats don’t go whoa, man

Not emo, koala nali

He, the mocha, ‘ey, unova

Got the car who got goo, gold battle

She got any curry? Go eBay,

Shoots the moon, she won’t, ore on me, come tomorrow

Ganja emo omelette, Kony, a bun gay

She said “Go order tree!”

Tony want that guy, cooks in the Koopa

Hot taquito, cold bazooka!

Told to kill your soul, Qa-atar

End of the world comin’ here, YEAAAAH

Color, I see your show with the hoagie

“Son of the oh yeah, key and panda!”

Doesn’t look ready, he or the cartoon

Made in Ouyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha, ha-has no games ah!

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Ha ha ha ha

WHERE DO PEOPLE LIVE?!

OH MY GOD

wirsinddieranters:

wirsinddieranters:

Note: I apologize for not having more quotes from the manga in this. But I haven’t found typesetted new chapter yet, so please accept just looking at summaries of what was going on.

Erwin works in mysterious ways, and Isayama has a thing for hinting at future events. He does this plenty through Erwin, actually, who seems to have a knack for knowing what will happen before it does. Levi even says something along the lines of ‘he’s always a step ahead of us.’

Erwin has been acting mysteriously the past few days. The conversations he’s had with Nile, Pixis, and Hange, as if he’d been preparing for something, seem very ominous. But it seems like it’s all part of Erwin’s plan, as always.

He promised Pixis that he would try to prevent bloodshed in the overthrowing of the government, but admitted he didn’t have the key factor to make a scene he would need to cause in order to make the general public upset enough to cause a revolution. But is that exactly right?

What I think is that this ‘key factor’ Erwin originally talked about was a murder that he could have Nile pin on Erwin himself. When the time came around for it, Erwin knew he would have to have someone take his spot for the time being, and named the most capable for the job—Hange—as Commander. He then proceeded to win the civilians over with his speech about Reeves. 

His sentence is going to be the key factor; he’s planning on winning over the populace with it, and he knows that if he doesn’t manage to win them over, the entire Scouting Legion is going to be executed. But if he manages to win them over—which we’ll see in future chapters—we’ll likely see more unrest. And the Garrison and the side of the MP that Nile is in charge of will likely help in the unrest and eventually create a complete revolution against the King.

There’s a reason why Erwin still seems so grim-faced; none of this surprises him. This is all part of his plan. There is no huge danger for the Scouting Legion other than the Human Repression Unit right now. And even this Repression Unit may be beneficial. While Kenny Ackerman understands how Levi works, he doesn’t understand how Hange nor Erwin work; their actions and choices might through him off his game and make things harder for him, as well as pose a threat to the public that the Scouting Legion can work on saving the civilians from, further making them side with them rather than the useless Military Police, who’s corruption stops it from working properly in stopping crime.

protectmarcobodt2k14:

lalondes:

thequeertitan:

The Shingeki no Kyojin app is actually quite fun.

I’ve unlocked Eren, Mikasa, Jean, and Annie so far. There are two more characters to unlock.

When they’ve accumulated 5 titan kills, the characters go into a sort of berserk mode. Eren and Annie shift into their titan form, Mikasa becomes even more badass, and Jean’s first shows a smiling Marco face then teams up with Connie. Brilliant.

are you telling me that jean’s power-up is literally marco appearing in a burst of light and sparkles to give him strength from beyond the grave because i’m about to keel over

IM