drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

OKAY. ANYONE WHO THINKS ALBERTO ISN’T THE BEST BUTLER AFTER THIS CAN JUST GO HOME.

Don’t mind me. I’m just going to go over there….in that corner…and try to deal with the feelings….in my chest…and I….oh god

Tiny Roberto and Tiny Alberto. Alberto making sweets to cheer up Roberto. Okay. Nope. NOPE. I’M GONE. GOODBYE.

/ROLLS AWAY SOBBING

beware-the-headcanons:

Watching horror movies w/ the BMP Princes

Wilfred: Silent and unafraid. There is almost no reaction from him &
you wonder if he’s interested at all. But he’s actually just waiting for the scary parts so that you’d jump into his arms.

Expect to hear:

“Prepare the tea, Claude. I want…