(pinned tweet) From now until the 14th of May, I will be “Twitter-jacking”. Those things called “message” that you sent… I will reply whenever I feel like it. Participation rules and guidelines are in the profile section. Take a look at it.
本日よりついったーをじゃっくする。
貴様に、ついったーの天下を見せてやる。
俺についてこい。
Starting today, I’ve hijacked this Twitter. I will show you my Divine Rule on Twitter. Follow me.
ふん。じどりしゃしんとやらを特別に載せてやる。
光秀、撮れ。
Hm. I think I should do this thing called “selfie” photo to commemorate the occasion. Mitsuhide, take a picture.
光秀（私が撮っては“自撮り”とは言わない気が…）
Mitsuhide: (If I take the picture, I think you can’t call it “selfie” anymore)
Ranmaru: This is Ranmaru! Starting from today, Milord’s birthday celebration lottery has launched! It seems that whether you do the 1 time spin or 5 time spin, you can get the special story. I will definitely not miss Milord’s matching kimono.
俺と同じ着物を貴様が着るのか。
特別に俺が気に入っている場所を教えてやろう。
Dressed in the same kimono as I, are you. When you that I will tell you my special favourite place.
[i.e the Azuchi castle BG that is part of the lottery]
Ranmaru: This is Ranmaru! Of course we’re also re-releasing last year’s birthday stories. On this occasion, please confirm the stories that you have previously missed.
[Last year’s birthday story sets also include VOICE SETS]
Ranmaru: This is Ranmaru! A new event has started. This time it’s a “rather exciting” event… or so I heard…. From Owari, we have Lord Ishida Mitsunari participating. #恋焦れ日和
[The title of the event literally translates to something like “The weather for love provocation”. I’m not poetic enough to make that sound nice OTL]
ふん、“恋焦れ日和”…か。
貴様、焦らされるのは好きか？
Hm, “weather for love provocation”… is it. You, do you like provocation?
#Why I’m not popular, “ha” line Ha: Hayakushiro (Quickly) Hi: Hideyoshi Fu: Fuku o nuge (take off clothes) He: Heijoshinda (it’s my normal state of mind) Ho: Hora mitakotoka (didn’t I tell you so?)
….. Hm? What the heck is this?
[OMFG NOBU WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY]
[
#は行でなぜモテないのか分かる is like a meme where you take the hiragana “lines” and use it to make an acrostic. “は行で” indicates the “ha” line, meaning ha hi fu he ho. So if you change the line indicator, for example into “ra” ら行で, then you use ra ri ru re ro. ]
秀吉「やめてください！！！！！誤解されます！！！！！君も！何もない！何もないからね！！！！！」
Hideyoshi: Please stop that!!!!! It’s a misunderstanding!!!! You too! There’s nothing! There’s nothing here, okay!!!!!
[OH GOD IT GOT WORSE, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH]
(will update when he updates)
IN WHICH NOBU FAILS TO MEME AND NOBU/HIDE HAPPENED ON THE OFFICIAL TWITTER
You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.
Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy.
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.
There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs
More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program!
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.
Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do.
You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that.
VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,)
Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it.
Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right
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