nilesdaughter:

Apparently, @battyhatter and I aren’t allowed to headcanon together, because then we don’t get any sleep.

So, we were talking about the fact that–in all technicality–MC finds the phone with the RFA messenger. Meaning, it’s not actually her phone. So, I made the comment that there were probably instances where the RFA phone would go off and confuse MC. You know, like the whole, but that’s not my phone??? Where are these alerts coming from??????

To say the least, it all went downhill from there. So, in no particular order, here are some of the headcanons we came up with. We were specifically thinking of the 707 route when we were talking about this.

• at Rika’s apartment, MC loses the RFA phone all the time: leaves it the bathroom, on the coffee table, etc.
• Seven starts making a personal game out of it
• “let’s call MC and see how long it takes her to notice it’s the other phone”
• the first couple of times is funny, but after the fifth or sixth time, he starts yelling at the security footage
• “MC, it’s under that plastic bag in the kitchen. I can see it glowing. Okay, you’re in the kitchen. Now look to your left. The LEFT gdi.”
• Seven watching in varying degrees of exasperation and amusement as MC leaves the apartment to get food, only to come back a few seconds later because she forgot her purse
• MC going into chatrooms and being very forgetful about topics the RFA has discussed, i.e. asking the same questions in three different chats
• after the Secret Ending, MC moves in with Seven and Saeran, which just adds to the ridiculousness
• Seven makes a checklist for MC that they keep by the door to try to get her to remember her keys, phone, wallet, etc.
• the checklists work for a few days, until MC leaves the house without her purse because after she checks everything off, she still manages to leave her purse in the entryway
• “Watch the step.” “I know. You don’t have to remind every single time.” *trips* *Seven looks into the distance like he’s on The Office*
• someone save Saeran before he knocks himself unconscious with all the facepalming
• Saeran gets to the point where he sometimes follows MC to pick up the stuff she drops/forgets in order to slip it back into her purse when she’s not looking
• the first time, he confused some baristas at the local coffee shop, but they eventually just come to accept it as a part of seeing MC
• Vanderwood eventually joins in on the “Mother Hen” club that’s going on between the twins about MC’s well-being
• “You’re hopeless. Here’s your phone, your wallet, your transit money.” “Thanks…” “Seriously, completely hopeless. Now, here’s your lunch for the day. Shoo.”
• Seven recalibrates his robot cats so that they serve as “living” alerts/reminders for MC
• “Don’t forget to take your meds, meow!” *distributes the appropriate dosage*
• and then here comes the irony
• MC is an event coordinator for her day job, so that’s why she felt so at ease taking over for Rika’s position
• at work, MC is very detail-oriented, to the point where she can remember everything a client has asked for, down to the smallest detail
• this also comes into play with her motherly tendencies
• MC knows everyone else’s schedule – remembers when Jaehee and Jumin are in a meeting, knows when Zen has a big audition coming up, scolds Yoosung when he’s in the chatroom and not in class
• MC remembers all the little details about the RFA, too – Jaehee’s favorite coffee, Jumin’s favorite wine, the exact level of Yoosung’s LOLOL characters, Zen’s preferred brand of face masks – and is the best gift giver
• MC: “Make sure you eat a good lunch!” *five seconds later* “…Did I have lunch???”
• literally everyone questions why she isn’t that meticulous in other aspects of her life
• Saeran questions his brother’s taste in women, but Seven loves her anyway
• (though he spends too much time baby-proofing the house because he has a very klutzy gf)