in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you mrs. sarmento
How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation:
but no we get it, your BALLS ARE SIMPLY TOO MAGNIFICENT TO BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE SEAT, FORGED WITHIN THE HEART OF A DYING STAR YOUR BALLS CAN ONLY BE LIFTED BY THE MAN WORTHY OF THE POWER OF THOR
or how else will people know that you are a MANLY MAN WITH BALLS THE SIZE OF THOR’S FISTS
i mean i guess the men sitting with their legs closed are just WUSSIES WHO LIKE TO PRANCE AROUND WITH FAIRIES IN THEIR SPARE TIME IN TUTUS AND YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO MISTAKE YOU FOR WIMPS
no no, we really do, you need to assert the fact that you indeed have testicles, how else will the public know
Like this isn’t even a feminist matter. It’s common courtesy. Give the people some room goddammit.
[Disclaimer: Translated from my cracking Japanese, and please credits.]
王子様のプロポーズ II
Be My Princess Season 2 For Mobage
イベント[event]:オオカミ王子と秘密のサイン (The wolf prince and sign of secret)
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Preparing party with Mikhail
『もう余裕なんてない』 『Can’t afford anymore』
「……行かせないって言ったら、どうします?
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「What would you do, if I say don’t go? 」
Mikhail have 3 younger siblings! His younger brother name is Mark, the youngest is one boy and one girl twin, name is Lenard and Rebecca. His mother stay in hospital for a long time because his dad left them, and no body know about his family than Ivan. Mikhail have his behavior to finished everything before 9 pm because he need to go back and take care of his siblings!
Did I mentioned that his family is very poor, since the only one who working now is Mikhail? ;3;
Mikhail himself is a bit Do-s, I must say ^^’’ But he close his heart behind that fake smiles and hate to have a relationship with anyone who couldn’t afford him a useful stuff. He cherish his family more than himself though, that’s the good point! ^^