homestuckorbust:

unrealityfreak:

freckledglowcloud:

p0isunn:

earlgreylavenderr:

seeweedmermaid:

willurl:

based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would be if they completely drained all their victims.

humans can survive losing up to about 40% of their blood, which means that a vampire pushing their limits with each victim would probably need to feed 12 times a year minimum

so like once a month

Hey guess what else happens once a month involving blood

omg no

Now that’s recycling

“Actually, period blood would be really good for a vampire; it’s incredibly nutritious, because it’s supposed to feed a foetus! And it’s probably the cleanest blood in the human body. It’s sterile.” My wife contributed.

Vampire lesbians

Scandal in the Spotlight

dtgirl18:

So, what if the MC had a different personality? Things would be different, that’s for sure! 

This takes place when MC is taking a bath, not realizing one of the guys is in there already. For Kyohei, she just doesn’t give a shit, Iori she’s snarky and confident, Kota she’s flirty (and slightly perverted), Nagito she’s aggressive, and Takashi shes lost in her dreamland about kittens and unicorns.

Kyohei: You glanced over and saw him. Naked. “Hmm.” You said and sighed. “Stupid boys.” You continued your bath, despite knowing he was there. “This doesn’t affect you?” You opened one eye. “Not really. It’s not special or anything. It’s just a body.” You got out and wrapped a towel around yourself, dried off, and got dressed, not caring if he saw. Kyohei, on the other hand, was completely shocked. Most girls would kill to see it, but you just didn’t care! And on top of that, you didn’t seem to care if he saw you! After you left, he grinned a little evilly. “This might be fun.”

Iori: “Oh gosh, it’s a boy! Whatever shall I do!?,” you said sarcastically as he called you a peeping tom. You rolled your eyes. “Please. As if anybody actually cares what you look like when you’re not wearing clothes.” “Most would,” he smirked. You smirked back and got close to him after getting out of the tub and getting dressed. You whispered, “I’ve seen bigger,” and walked out with a large smirk. He was in shock. You had seemed kinda shy when he first met you, but you were actually this snarky!? He laughed a creepy laugh. “Interesting.”

Kota: “Hey, you look pretty good!” You told him. He raised an eyebrow. “Oh, don’t mind me! Just go along, take a shower.” He sighed. “Stop watching me. You’re so perverted.” You shrugged. “Hey, it happens. I’m not the only pervert. You’re probably one too.” He stared at you. You sighed and got dressed. “Oh well. Maybe I’ll get to see your body again sometime, kitty cat!” You giggled and blew him a kiss before walking out. He stood there in surprise for a moment. “What a weird girl.”

Nagito: “Oi! Didn’t anyone teach you to not look a lady when she’s naked!?” You yelled and punched him across the face. “Owww, MC!!” You sneered. “Shut up! Next time, I’ll slam your head against the wall and crack your skull open!” You huffed before getting dressed. He grabbed your hand quickly. “Hey….Wanna take those off and take a shower with me?” There was a slight blush on your face but you scowled. “As if, you pervert!!” You hit his chin with the heel of your hand. “Stupid pervert,” you said before leaving. Nagito, who somehow but thankfully didn’t get knocked out, laid on the ground for a while. “Hmm. Feisty.”

Takashi: “Hehe!! Fluffy kitties!!” You squealed as you lost yourself in your own world. You didn’t even notice Takashi, who somehow didn’t hear you. You went along with your dream until you got out. You then spotted him. “Oh! It’s a boy!” You exclaimed. “I wonder if he likes fluffy kittens.” You tapped on the shower wall, but he didn’t even seem to notice. “Do you like fluffy kittens?” He didn’t reply and seemed to be ignoring you. You sighed. “Ooh! Maybe Kota does!” After getting dressed, you skipped off to ask Kota about the fluffy kittens. Takashi didn’t even know you were there, so he didn’t think of you as any different.

I did something dumb. I opened three different windows, and played a different DL h-scene in each of them. For the first round it was Laito, Subaru and Reiji. Then I did it gain with Ruki, Kou and Yuma. I-I’m trembling right now and my whole body is on fire and I can’t breathe properly, or speak or even think! and so much more… Please don’t do this if you want to keep your ovaries or have chidren one day. It is too much to handle.

dirtydiabolikloversconfessions:

idrankthepoisonedteaagain:

dirtydiabolikloversconfessions:

idrankthepoisonedteaagain:

dirtydiabolikloversconfessions:

THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY INSANE

I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

DO NOT DO THIS

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE OVARIES

IT’S SO TEMPTING THOUGH

IKR?

BUT DON’T. ALSO DON’T OPEN THIS or THIS IN SEPARATE TABS

I’M SO GOING TO DO THIS