Omg I just went to get a latte from my regular coffee shop and I always have the same guy serving me and I must bug him so much as I would always ask for almomd milk (im lactose intolerant) but they would just have lacto free so I stuck with that and today as I drank my latte I could tell the difference in the milk and asked if they started serving almond milk and the guy just shyly said “well you always ask if we have it so i got it specially for you” thiS GUY BOUGHT THE MILK WITH HIS OWN MONEY I FEEL SO PREVILEDGED RIGHT NOW EAAAAHH
this is the start of a beautiful coffee shop AU
my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
Scandal in the Spotlight: you get to choose which boy you’d walk into butt ass naked in the shower.
Enchanted in the Moonlight: choose your baby daddy.
Kissed by the Baddest Bidder: who bought you?
Star Crossed Myth: which sinning God you gonna work with?
And my favorite:
Be My Princess 2: Who da fuck clobbered you in the head with that bouquet?